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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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teaboot

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

teaboot

Again: But you aren’t the *real* you when you’re on your pills

Me: I’m the alive version of me

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An actual doctor, once: “Relying On A Chemical Crutch For A Hormonal Imbalance Denies The Fortitude Of The Human Soul”

Me: Cool so like I’m agnostic

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They: “But you might be on pills the rest of your life!”

Me: “So?”

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Good! That means that I have a “rest of” my life to continue living!

Thanks to the pills.

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Meanwhile, no person ever: “You should think about giving up your insulin/antiretrovirals/beta blockers/anti-rejection drugs/prosthetic legs/daily multivitamin, because using those your whole life is bad for some reason”

teaboot

Oh no, they do that too.

we-are-not-ok

I have a kidney transplant. A woman once told me she didn’t believe in organ transplants and that people should just die when they’re meant to. 

teaboot

Sounds like a great set-up for a murder

teaboot

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

gehayi

Speaking of the luck of the non-disabled…I once terrorized a Karen who was using me to teach her entitled kid that disabled people are Other and should not be treated with respect. I told her (truthfully) that until I was twenty-eight, I wasn’t visibly disabled. Then a defective chromosome that I hadn’t known about kicked in. So my luck ran out. But until then, I had been normal–just…like…her. 

The sheer terror on her face as the concept of “You mean I’ve just been lucky so far?” seeped into her brain was a thing of beauty.

missjudge-me

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

deeksspeaksandsneaks

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ankoku-jin

“You are one stroke of bad luck, common viral illness, or traumatic event away from being just like me” is honestly the most terrifying thing you can tell an abled person - and you should. I was healthy and fit and doing everything ‘right’ too - right up until some inner switch flipped and my body crumbled right out from under me.

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mwagneto

i genuinely dont care if the creation of all media comes to a screeching halt btw i will very gladly live with no new movies no new tv shows no new anything for years if that's what it takes for the people who create them to be treated like human beings. i hope every other facet of the entertainment industry goes on strike too and i hope all the ones that havent unionised yet will. i want media creation to become completely impossible and i want the people who could make it possible again to hold out until they get every single thing they want. btw

zorgishborg
technoturian

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for real can you imagine the impact this trifecta would have on hollywood?

WGA Strike Happens
"we can do without writers. Chat GPT will make our scripts and the actors will say their lines"
SAG-AFTRA Strike Happens
"Pff! Fine! we don't even need them. we'll pull a Carrie Fisher and use CGI to paste in our actor's likenesses! Checkmate!"
CGI-SFX worker Strike Happens
"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

zorgishborg
doozclops

Unfriendly reminder that all you idiots being like "yeah just pirate media now, fuck corporations!" posting links and just openly telling people where to download pirated media are why it's so hard to find safe, working sites for it anymore.

I've been doing this shit for over 20 years and the availability has gone down as it's become more mainstream. The more you publicly talk about all these sites the less there are. Shut up. Tell people in private or don't tell them at all.

partycoffin
nerdystarlightlove

Hey howdy hey, neighbors! ❤️

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I made some ACNH custom designs for Welcome Home! <3 I've become really invested in the ARG, and it inspired me so much that I just had to make something for it! I'm still working on Frank, Barnaby and Poppy, but I was too excited to wait until all of them were done, so please take these! :0D

(Also: I know the name of the Custom Design Creator is different from the name in my bio, and that's because I made these designs on my sister's profile, which is the only profile on our island with connection to the internet and stuff like the Custom Design Portal. I just felt the need to clarify! <3)

Most importantly, all of the artwork - not to mention the wonderful Welcome Home ARG as a whole - belongs to @partycoffin! Their work is seriously so amazing, and I highly recommend checking them out!

If you're considering getting into Welcome Home, please be aware that it's a horror ARG with elements such as gore/blood, heavy eye contact and staring, unreality/derealization, and puppets/mannequins. It's still being developed, but if any of these may trigger you, then it's probably best to avoid it so as to keep yourself safe!

That's all for now, friends! Bye! :D

Edit: Frank’s Custom Design is now done! It can be found using the link below! ❤️

partycoffin

Anonymous asked:

Is there a height chart as of right now? I would love to see how tall everybody is! And if there is, character compared to character, then how would they size up compared to a human(in terms of their puppet size, that is)?

partycoffin answered:

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In a manner of speaking, I do! There is this image, but I know it must not count because the Characters are not in a Standard Pose! I have Everyone’s heights written down as well! I really wanted to make one to supplement my Portfolio, so I will write down the heights for you in the Mean time!

Their heights are varied when Compared to humans, I believe! They are split into categories as well!

Wally, Sally, and Julie are around 3-feet tall! With Wally being the shortest of them! (But only by About a Smidgen!)

Frank and Eddie are 4-feet tall!

Howdy, Poppy, and Barnaby are 7-8 feet tall!

Thank you!!